I am Tiger Woods, aka Jay Adelson.

  I am Tiger Woods, aka Jay Adelson. 
  Originally uploaded by dmc500hats

while i was up at Foo Camp this weekend, a friend of mine asked Jay Adelson if he would 'digg' one of her blog posts... since he didn't have a pc with him, he ended up using my MacBook.

something was flaky with the wireless, and for some reason it was taking forever to finish refreshing after he dugg her story.  as i was leaving to head home, Jay mentioned i should logout on the off chance his account was still logged in.

imagine my surprise & satanic delight this morning when i fired up my machine, and discovered i was *still* logged in to Jay's Digg account.  Talk about temptation -- i could have Dugg my own blog posts, more HD-DVD cracker codes, favorite YouTube videos, random child pornography sites...  the opportunities for corruption & blackmail boggled the mind ;)

staggering & drunk with power, i paused for a full sixty seconds before deciding the cops would eventually find all the bodies... and then i logged out.

sigh.