Fanboy Sychophant: i am C-list, muthafuckas!

  Fanboy Sychophant. 
  Originally uploaded by dmc500hats

wow, i think i just creamed my shorts. 

i have no idea who this TechDumpster WebTard is, but i seriously want to kiss his big fat ass ROUNDLY for all the link love & sycophantic attention.  i'm getting ripped on not 1 but 2 Geekertainment Tonight (tm) blogs in the same week. 

*** fuckin' A, i am definitely C-list ***

somebody please call my mom.

Owen: if that's you hiding behind DomainsByProxy, i am ecstatic to be playing Calacanis Jr to your Denton Jr :)

Figaro: if you're some lame-ass Owen Thomas wannabe or Denton's VWag farm team-in-training , better step up to the plate. 

Q: you ever hear the one about rolling around in the dirt with the pig?

newsflash monkeyboy: i'm the PIG, and you're not.

*bring it*

Comments

[Jeremiah Owyang]

OMG I'm laughing so hard at this exchange.

Jeremiah pulls up a chair to watch.

[Robert Dewey]

looks like Figaro to me... but ah, who is this Figaro character?

Be glad that someone is so interested in you that they write a novel on why they dislike you :)

Now either THEY are the tool tied to a desk worrying about McTool's next move, or they simply have no life. Either option fits this case.

[Raj]

Dave, you have a heckler! Unfortunately he's not very clever or thoughtful, but I guess the talent pool isn't very deep in that line of work.

I'm so proud of you, one more step towards global notoriety. Personally I think this makes you B list, at least.

[Andreas]

It appears that Raj didn't even read the heckler's blog. The heckler actually makes some points. Sounds like Raj is a fanboy of a fanboy.

[dave mcclure]

yeah, actually the heckler is reasonable thoughtful. after the trash-talking, i responded here.

[Andreas]

"Reasonably" or "reasonable" Dave? Ahem.

[Dave]

dude: seriously.

get a real job cleaning toilets or something, and stop trying to masquerade as my fucking blog semantic spellchecker.

believe me, it pays a lot better.