i'm not much of an online gamer, but i came across a list of Gaming's Top 50 Journalists by Kyle Orland, and just had to laugh at his top 10 reasons for why some folks didn't make the cut... in particular, reasons #7 and 9:
7. You’re an okay writer but nowhere near as talented as you’d like to believe.
9. You’re a dickhead and I derived no small pleasure in omitting your entry.