Silicon Valley 100? maybe i'm #101... or #500 ;)

dang it.   didn't make the cut for Auren Hoffman's new Silicon Valley 100 list.

NewsWeek says these folks are super cool -- super geeky cool.  and i'm not.

damn.

c'mon Auren -- am i not an uber-hip, ultra-rich, massively influential trendsetter for some ridiculously large # of socially-inept, small-minded, easily-swayed silicon valley geeks & entrepreneurs?

geek chic -- c'est mois, n'est-ce pas?

ok, so maybe at least i influence smaller, less-smelly geeks to move to one side, when i'm having a bad b.o. day -- that's influence of a sort, isn't it?

[WARNING: blatant name-dropping alert & superficial attempted page rank inflation ahead!]

well jeez, you know that folks like jeremy zawodny, david hornik, om malik, andrew anker, chris pirillo, nelson minar, and [other A-listers i hope i hope i hope] all say they read my blog occasionally, and they're pretty f'ing now cool aren't they?

maybe they just think i'm good for prank material & silly pictures.

ahh... who cares?  i wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would take me anyway, right?

maybe next year.

hey, auren! looking sharp today, dog... nice post you made last week. man, did i ever mention how great the last Silicon Forum event was? u rock dude. 

PUH-LEEZ let me in!!!

signed, SV #500